Ethical Equation

I've had a few conversations with friends over equations to determine ethics and a friend who actually created an entire project around the idea once upon a time.  I didn't exactly write it out but while attempting to answer a random inquiry from my mother I at least typed out some basics and felt like broadcasting it a bit more. 

ALSO: It leads to quite the bashing of people who drive SUVs unnecessarily.  So here it is:

Driving an SUV also hurts ones self monetarily! -CB